What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
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Get the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump mug.This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
Get the piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. mug.1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
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You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.
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