"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
Get the Park Anywhere Lightsmug. At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
by dad brown December 4, 2018
Get the Marley Park elementary schoolmug. Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".
by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014
Get the Cock Pit Parkingmug. Literally the worst public school you can attend. People's nudes get exposed too often because the boys think they're cool if they get them so they spread them around. There's a lot of fights but literally no one there knows how to fight so they're all shitty. Everyone vapes in the bathrooms and the administration probably has no idea. The majority of people here are wanna be hood. No one speaks proper english. The school is shitty, the majority of students are failing because everyone is stupid because of how bad the school system is.
You go to Deer Park High School?
Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.
Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.
by maslol September 22, 2021
Get the Deer Park High Schoolmug. by chi2col November 29, 2024
Get the Nigger Parkmug. The park is a park next to Fort Collins High School where all the park kids or stoners go to do drugs and fuck around. The park is not on school property so the park kids can't get in trouble by the school when smoking during the day.
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
Get the The parkmug. A adult comedy series created in 1997, involving 4 main characters, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle, who like to go on adventures and make mischievous decisions through out the series.
by Izzy751 July 24, 2023
Get the South Parkmug.