grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco October 27, 2015

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 30, 2024

dirty old men

Dirty old men. Men who date girls that are young enough to be their daughter. Pedophilia energy. Finding girls in emotional distress. And using them for sex. Usually multiple women. 25-20 years younger than them. Mentally and emotionally stunted. Usually doing so because the girl “is dumb” and won’t hold him responsible for his actions.

“The guys at the bars get older. The girls stay the same age. Dirty old men manipulating young girls.”

by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

by Efparri March 24, 2018

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.

The old goose Tiffany

by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022

old blister

A late middle aged, or elderly man who is nonchalantly abrasive or rude.

“Gee, yer granpas an old blister sometimes.”

by Mclovley April 07, 2023

2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 18, 2023