Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

rover rim job

A person that enjoys having the family dog engage in curious licking in the netherregions, while performing intercourse in the doggy style position.

Stan was doing his wife and then his dog gave him the rover rim job.

by Echo-10 November 12, 2006

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

blow job eyes

its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"

i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.

by ramrod January 30, 2005

pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.

WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!

by inkgirl September 5, 2009

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

fail job

two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.

"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"

by bethxthexloser February 8, 2009