banana poop

a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns

“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”

by supersexybrisi June 20, 2022

Banana

The sacred fruit of Fortnite. WE LIKE FORTNITE

Me: do you want a banana

Friend: Where’s my PS5
Me: you don’t have one.
Friend: NOOOOOOO

by Snipey_Boy2000 June 24, 2022

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Banana

Something used to measure small objects. also used by mothers when her children are outside.

my wife really likes bananas...

by Ellie le Bitch July 5, 2022

Banana Boat

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...

by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022

I banana …(somebody)

When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.

‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.

by R..w. August 17, 2022

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022