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Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.
Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
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Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye
"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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Thats Going On Facebook

When Something halarious,stupid, or just plain dumb that somebody says that can be put of facebook for other people to share.
"You gotta call Social Sercurity on them"
(laughter bwahahahaha) Its Social Services ! (more laughter)

Dude Thats Going On Facebook
by Deitz69 December 10, 2011
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Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
by Luigi836 August 17, 2020
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Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
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Facebook fuktwat

A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015
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Facebook Filler

The rise of Facebook terms on Urban Dictionary replacing actual inventive wordplay.
6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.

7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.

8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah

"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"
by Helicopter Vagina June 24, 2011
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