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Eat

you get a woman to piss into your mouth then she drinks it and vomits it into a bowl along with your shit then you eat it together and watch a movie mother fuckers
Girl: lets eat
Boy: whenever you're ready thern *opens mouth*
Girl: huh???
by I FUCKED your mum last night December 9, 2022
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Pickle eating liar

Someone who eats pickles but say they hate pickles has the same feel as liar liar pants on fire. This term can be used for someone who lies for little thing
You said it was 6!! Its 5:59 you pickle eating liar
by The pickle eater December 19, 2022
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Eat your mouth

Wanting to kiss someone passionately
Ed whispered to Marcus as he held him tightly i want to eat your mouth
by RedEd1917 January 2, 2023
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National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.
by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023
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Eat

by Personnnnns January 11, 2023
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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
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eat pant

"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"
"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"
by Reidling123 August 26, 2023
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