DOING YOUR MOM

I'm having sex with your mother and that makes me better then you

Willy:"yo i was doing your mom last night"
Bob:"who hasn't"

by Sexy Sulliko December 6, 2021

Do your dirt

Do what you gotta do

Person 1, "I gotta do something I'll brb"
Person 2, "yeah, it's cool bro. Do your dirt."

by savurie July 22, 2021

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

Doing the biology homework

Masturbating.

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

by Joey935 August 13, 2016

do it up brown

To do a thing completely or leave nothing to chance.
Likely related to fully cooking meat until it is very well done.
May have roots in California and has been in use since at least the 1930's.

I got word that the CEO and some of his his staff will be at our fundraiser so we need to do it up brown!

by rubberknife August 15, 2021

well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.

Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.

by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017

Street Kune Do

1: (insulting) An amateur style of fighting used in street fights, naturally/accidentally developed by people who have seen Kung Fu Movies.

The style includes a lot of likely failed or weak kicks, and the occasional loud, Bruce Lee style cat scream.

2: (insulting) A style of fighting done by cocky people who have watched Dragonball or something.

What's this bitch doing? Street Kune Do?

by The Archpimp October 8, 2020