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Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022
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dead horse

A term often used by the GoAnimate/Vyond community, which means a user that has been inactive for a long time and is not likely to come back.
Can you leave that user alone? He's a dead horse now, he's not going to even see what you're doing anyways!
by ClaireRabbit1 May 27, 2023
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dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.
by 16wshouse March 20, 2016
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dead bugging

Laying on your back like a dead bug while your partner eats your booty
Man that girl was dead bugging my booty so good I climaxed
by Alphaman405 October 3, 2017
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dead place

person 1: wow this is a dead place
person 3: yeah, i wish joshua kendew was here
person 6: oh yeah, hes soo hot
by grezthegreat April 6, 2022
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.
Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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