cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.

"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"

by BlackPantherPoonSlayer September 5, 2016

Cream Soda

The act of nutting in a girl, pouring original coke into it, and drinking it

"I heard you got with that girl last night"
"Yeah,i gave her a Cream Soda"
"Lucky Little Shit"

by CreamSoda99999999 January 10, 2025

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

by Whornet November 18, 2022

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.

by Heidi Cruz August 11, 2008

Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)

"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR

by wood pigeon October 29, 2025