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peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
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Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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reese peanut butter poop

when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,

i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
reese peanut butter cup but its a poop

reese peanut butter poop
by cammowammo November 6, 2009
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Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup

One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;

Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
by TheCupofReese's May 27, 2009
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peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
by flamingo cave November 1, 2018
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peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)
by Brian618 March 8, 2016
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Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.
"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"
by barb-a-q January 27, 2019
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