Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

BOB

Bucktooth Obese Bitch

"Dam, that Karen needs a dentist, personal trainer, and a shrink! BOBs be running wild."

by The Seven Circles March 1, 2024

Bob's Gin

Trapped, taken by surprise

David was cornered by Jon. He realized this was Bob's Gin.

by Harrold Showerdrain March 1, 2024

bob

a sexy lad who’s not necessarily a player

i love bob
same

by bobs ur uncle xx March 3, 2024

Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples

Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck

by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024

Bob

Penith (my bestest friend) (forever)

Hi Bob. How are you Bob?

by BiggyBob123 March 11, 2024

Bob Cratchits

Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.

Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.

by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024