wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Wet

Something that’s new, profound, or cool. Often used in a reactionary way to hearing something else.

“Did you hear about aquaman?”
“Yeah that movie is wet”

by Calsla January 4, 2019

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.

I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025