You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)
by openingdragon July 9, 2023

When performing cunnilingus, the performer seals their lips to their mouth to the receivers vaginal lips then steadily blows air inside the vagina. The female then bellows out in pain sounding like a dragon whilst releasing a vaginal queef. Place of origin Doanville, Ohio.
by BigWhiteChicken January 17, 2024

by Gorgufity October 8, 2020

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"
"What a fag"
"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together
The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.
by omoori August 1, 2017

by $w1tchbl4d3 June 8, 2025
