Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man

by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

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opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 9, 2023

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Doanville Dragon

When performing cunnilingus, the performer seals their lips to their mouth to the receivers vaginal lips then steadily blows air inside the vagina. The female then bellows out in pain sounding like a dragon whilst releasing a vaginal queef. Place of origin Doanville, Ohio.

I got bored with the daily routine, so I turned her into the Doanville Dragon.

by BigWhiteChicken January 17, 2024

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dragon friday

sticking your head into somebody's asshole

Raynor gave her a dragon friday

by Gorgufity October 8, 2020

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Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

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