Peasant Pie

Any piece of toast with jam, jelly or fruit spread.

I'm a bit hungry but there is nothing in the fridge. Guess I'll break out the bread and make some peasant pie.

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Pumpkin pie

Someone who is a cutie, sweet, or simply is good person

Awww he’s so pumpkin pie

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Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

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Pink Milk Pie

The light pink substance formed when cum and period blood mix together after a dirty sesh.

Man 1: Oh man, I'm gonna burst baby!
Woman 1: Yes Daddyyyy...
Gordon Ramsey: And that's how to make the perfect Pink Milk Pie, delicious

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When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

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Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

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Pork Pie

This is a side dish that would come in your wabash hearty meal alongside a pot roast and baked potato. You could get these at the wackle wally huckle berry farm in Snoqualmie run by Michael Pickton up until 94'. He would get his pork for his pork pies sourced from his uncles pig farm headed north on the interstate to canada where his uncle Robert Pickton lived. Thisa Rob pic guy just so happened to be one of canadas worst cereal killer's and if you were an unlucky rat bastard you might just find a piece of a hooker in your pork pie. (He ground up hookers on his pig farm causing cross contamination). After this discovery on the news MikPIk went to see the eternal worm in connietcut while there he got caught in cross fire during a certain school shooting (NOt naming any names but the perpetrators name rhymes with Ldam Aanza). if THEY TOOTS YOUR HORN.

Batu Khan: Hey Eric you ever had a Pork pie in your Wabash Hearty Meal? Turns out you might've ingested an escort!!!!
Eric Klebold: Holy shit really??? Dude I need to tell Dylan about this. Hey Dylan!
Dylan Harris: Yeah?
Eric Klebold: Bro you might've eaten a hooker!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Harris: EWWWW time to go to that one school next a reservoir and do something there if you catch my drift. Before that do you wanna go fishing a tilapia with me Eric?
Eric Klebold: Sure thing man we might run into Ldam Aanza though.
Dylan Harris: Yeah that's OK(C) he sounds like a cool guy.
Dylan Harris: We should to the Okaloosa County Prison and visit my buddy Fat Mike there. I heard he urinated in a sink one time, while sa(ndy)ying he wouldn't mind (hook)ing up with some plumpies on stage.
Eric Klebold: Plumpies? You mean plumbine?
Michael Pickton: Quit yimmer yammerin and get back to Mr. P. Murrahs class you dumb dirty sick motherfucks!

Eric Klebold and Dylab Harris: Yes sir. Thank you sir.
Batu Khan: намайг Бат хаан гэдэг.
Rob Pick: Owchie this broomstick handle really hurts. I don't like grinding up hookers because it really hurts. I heard Adam Lanza is gay.

Part 2 Coming Soon. Find out what Dylan and Eric do at the reservoir.

by Mongolian Enthusiast September 2, 2025

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