Michael Jordan

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael saliby

Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.

I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world

by ~*^^*~:) November 23, 2021

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.

I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?

by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023

Michael

The biggest hater you’ll ever meet. Most likely an island boi or a zombie in a Hawaiian shirt.

Bro that person is being such a Michael.

by Hot gyall November 24, 2021

Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry

You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend

by Browny342 June 23, 2019