michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.

Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!

by Purplething324 October 19, 2019

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023

michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.

Michael Millward will dominate this world.

by Michael Millward February 13, 2018

Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 25, 2021

Michael Storen

Micheal storen is a funny youtube shorts creator that makes comedy content that may be effortless but funny either way.

Simon: YO new michael storen video!
Sam: oh what is it!?
Michael storen: plays metamorphosis interworld over some ai generated images.
Simon: WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!111!11!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

by Iamanaverageheightshutup November 20, 2023

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 19, 2019