In the new building bikini bottom video (sponge bob) by Anix, the weird hair on pineapples has finally been told to us!
by Xxsunflower_luvxX June 16, 2020

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.
by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

That your hair.
by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020

Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.
by JGLGLFEO May 29, 2018

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

The mr cameron hair line is very rare and resembles the McDonalds logo and is usually comon with English teachers in there early 20s
by Khardacre77 April 20, 2021

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.
by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018
