simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

A man that is willing to be submissive to a woman. This man will ditch his friends to go with a girl or girls. He will often compromise his character for a girl he has no chance with. This girl may even have a boyfriend. A simp puts a hoe before a bro

Cade has ditched his friends to hang with girls that have boyfriends he is definitely a simp.

Cade treats his friends badly around girls in order to gain respect from the girls he is a simp lord.

by Simp anti king March 17, 2020

Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!

Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.

by written anonymously. October 30, 2020

Simp

Losing interest in the boys and becoming more / too comfortable with your girlfriend.

“Does buying a matching tracksuit with my girlfriend make me a simp?”

by Thomas wood July 15, 2020

Simp

Callum

Have you heard about that simp guy ?
who Callum ?

by sdassdadad May 1, 2020

country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021

Simp

Someone who dreams about being in a relationship with female who don't give a single shit about him; or should we say : imaginary or one-sided "relationship" between you and female you're overly obsessed with and doesn't know or give a fuck about you

"You are a simp of a female who will never acknowledge your existence SMH!"

Simps be like " Even if you don't know me, I won't stop texting you "

by J Savv June 2, 2021