Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021

Simp

A man who prides himself on his painting skills, in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

She forced him to paint. He’s a simp.

by mkr71 June 6, 2020

Simp

Obviously you lmfao

Damn, you're such a simp. Especially for anime characters. Get a life dude.

by TheRoronoa May 18, 2021

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

"Tell me what's makin you jump like that? SIMP - Squirrels In My Pants!"

by cxrs October 17, 2020

Simp

When the bro leaves u for the girls

(Will left the homies for the girlfriend, that makes him a simp)

The homie left us for the boys. That makes him a simp

by Beatthewheat69 April 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who overly try’s for a girl

Brayden Hayden is a big simp

by Brayden Hayden September 18, 2020

simp

myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.

“damn myles is one fruity simp!”

by hoe-ly September 9, 2021