Simp 

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

Simp by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022

Simp 

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

Simp by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

Simp 

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

Simp by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp 

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

Simp by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

Simp 

An over used word that nobody truly means the definition of.

What's a simp?

Simp by 9980 June 7, 2022

Simp 

Guy who only thinks about 1 specific girl
Also known as Sander Lorie

‘Your such a simp! You look like Sander Lorie!’

Simp by Gebruikte slipjes NL June 8, 2022

SIMP 

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.

Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.

SIMP by The one that has no name June 9, 2022