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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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Inflation Porn

A subgenre that was really popular in DeviantArt since the mid-2000s and is still ongoing, this genre involves pictures of cartoon characters (mostly MLP characters) having their stomachs being inflated like a balloon or getting fatter. This was proved to be connected to other fetishes such as feet fetishes, and is said to be one of the controversial topics in the internet.
Hey there, uhhhh....have you saw some MLP inflation porn art right now?
Uhhh...yeah? Now I feel weird right now.
Oh, come on. Look, your mom's already here. This is why I need to clear out your search history right now.
by FallenPyro April 28, 2024
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Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .
" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "
by Kazlex May 26, 2017
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Porn

First of all get a life, second of all your 50% of everyone on earth, third of all you can do better then this
PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG
by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022
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comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016
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Porn Star

…. my mom?
“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!
by bellabeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2022
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Porn

One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.
Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.
by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021
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