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poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.
Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022
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Poo Poo Kacoo

When you're taking a shit and you have that last remaining squares of toilet paper in your hand, suddenly you sneeze into the toilet paper forcing you to wipe your ass with the snotloaded toilet paper.
Tami just went into the bathroom after I used almost all the toilet paper and I heard her sneeze forcing her to give herself a " Poo Poo Kacoo ".
by D_Rizzle_4_Shizzle September 30, 2022
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by anonymous October 2, 2022
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tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).
Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.
by McKherj October 4, 2022
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scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark
Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"
by supersayings October 6, 2022
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scooby-poo

a mysterious poop/a poop that has an unknown owner; poop that's in the shape of a question mark
Joshua: "Holy fuck! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?!"

Noah: "Oh sweet, look at this fat scooby-poo I just laid!"
by supersayings October 6, 2022
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Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).
Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.
by McKherj October 6, 2022
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