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house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.
Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.
by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010
mugGet the house jobmug.

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.
Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."
by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025
mugGet the Sami housemug.

Housed

To have inhaled food.
Did you see Lindsey? She housed that watermelon.
by Donnie23 May 25, 2017
mugGet the Housedmug.

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
mugGet the National Scam children and blow up there house daymug.

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020
mugGet the Painting housesmug.

Jacks House: R

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "
by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022
mugGet the Jacks House: Rmug.

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