No Nut November is where you cannot bust any sort of but for the entire month of November. You CANNOT have an sexual intercourse with any genders, and you can’t have wet dreams or else you are disqualified. Porn or boners are allowed but remember, no nutting!
I only lasted 6 days in No Nut November after my girlfriend gave me the 360 ooga bogga slurp-a-durp in bed last night
by MongolianAssEater October 31, 2019
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by thunderhead April 2, 2007
Get the beer nuts mug.1)When the nuts of a man start to sag because he is getting to old to have nice none saggy nuts
2)When your ex-boyfriend starts going out with your bestfriend, this man is sag nuts.
2)When your ex-boyfriend starts going out with your bestfriend, this man is sag nuts.
Jamie-You wouldnt believe what just happened
Lauren-What? Tell me!
Jamie-My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are together.
Lauren-O my gosh, what a sag nuts
Lauren-What? Tell me!
Jamie-My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are together.
Lauren-O my gosh, what a sag nuts
by fly_by August 11, 2008
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My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.
by racer76916 November 26, 2009
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Get the Rusty Nut mug.A crazy white person, can be male or female, who is completely bat shit crazy. To recognize a female Nut Cracker please note the following description: They have loud, abrasive voices, smeared eye makeup from crying and broken cell phones from fights with their significant others (usually a male Nut Cracker). They may also have what is commonly referred to as a "tramp stamp" on their lower back with their significant other's name as the design.
The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.
Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.
Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
That chick you were with last night? Total Nut Cracker. Did you see her throw her cell phone at her boyfriend because he was talking to the female bartender? Freaking CRAZY!
by Absolut Ang August 3, 2010
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Geez, I left that Nair on my balls for six minutes, I was only supposed to leave it on for one! Now I've got Nair Nuts...
by CMACBCADET April 17, 2009
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