Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
by PhantomCummer April 09, 2024
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Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.
I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?
by Acarusoruth January 18, 2024
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Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 16, 2015
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michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka
man michael dumb is so dumb
by buckshotbandit December 10, 2022
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michael maynes

Michael Maynes is the godliest gamer of them all.
by DabMaster34 November 12, 2019
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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 06, 2017
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