Michael

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.

National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022

Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022

Michael

Michael laughs at Anorexic people

Michael Laughed at His Cousin

by Not_jeff2389756873249563 February 6, 2022

Michael Ge

A calm, person thats Asian and British and studies positive phsycology.

I am like Michael Ge

by Spearmont February 8, 2022

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022