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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Jesus pussy

Used in any context

Mainly used to express feelings or emotions
Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!
by Brenny111 September 19, 2022
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Jesus

The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.
Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
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Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.
Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money
by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021
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Nick Jesus

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!
by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
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Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018
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