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The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
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dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
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Beater bird

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird
by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018
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Bird Blindness

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.
Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"
by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018
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Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025
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bird

by Daboii01 December 22, 2017
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