coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019

Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "

by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018

poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.

poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."

by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018

Bum Commander

A male supervisor in the work place who likes to look at mens bums.

oh look there's the Bum Commander checking out Brian and Vinnys arses again!

by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020

Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.

I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.

by Angstie October 10, 2021

Supermassive bum hole

It's just a supermassive bum hole.

We are going to a lecture all about supermassive bum holes

by Sigmatherobot November 14, 2025

Sleepy bum

A "sleepy bum" is a playful or informal expression that typically refers to someone who is feeling lazy, tired, or sluggish, often because they want to relax or sleep. It’s a lighthearted way of describing someone who’s feeling particularly cozy or inactive. It can also be used humorously to refer to someone who’s not getting up or moving around much, like a person who just wants to keep hitting the snooze button on their alarm clock for hours on end.

Dawn is such a sleepy bum! So cute

by Deathcab4cut March 1, 2025