Boys on the letter “J”. They are usally fuckboys. All they wanna do is play with your heart. They play you like all the other girls he’s been with before. They are also too hot and there’s just something with them that makes every girl fall for them. They just have a “thing” that just make us all fall without knowing Especially the name JOACHIM, that’s a biiiiig fuckboy name right there. If you ask any guy on the letter “J” how many girls he’s been with the last 3 months he’ll probably say 10+... All boys on “J” will hurt you! Don’t be numb girls. But I understand, he has a biiiig dick
Me: Omg does your name start on j?
Boy on j: Yea how do you know?
Me: You’re just a fuckboy so I thought.
Boy on j: Yea how do you know?
Me: You’re just a fuckboy so I thought.
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J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
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Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
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