Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Foggy Top

When you are receiving unexpected and unwanted head from an undefined individual.

Yeah bruh, I woke up from my nap and I was getting foggy top from a dude!

by Himmy Nuetron December 18, 2022

white top

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white.

Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

by Kahjite September 25, 2023

Dirty Bus Top

Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)

"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy

by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022

'87 roof top, Bronson

lyrics of the song hive

'87 roof top, Bronson

by questernm October 16, 2022

just top button

Common slang for "just the top button"

"Hey, can you look up on urbanditionary what "just top button" is"

okay. <go to computer and enter "just the top button">

"The definition isn't here man. I guess i'll just enter in the definition"

<Enters the above into the definition>

by niggletss February 6, 2014