i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 5, 2020

fire up the quattro

a god tier beatles fan account named after the quote by the legendary gene hunt 😎😎

ay up subscribe to fire up the quattro its my beatles fan account 🔥🔥

by seabass 🔥 January 19, 2025

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022

Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.

Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.

by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019

FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.

My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.

by NonnaK April 3, 2025

fire urban meyer

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

by tripfliply December 16, 2021