Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

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SO-BRO

"SO-BRO" is a term used to refer to a friend who attends a party or social event with you but remains sober. This friend can serve as a reliable guide or protector if needed, ensuring that everyone involved gets home safely. Their presence at the event can provide a sense of security and assurance for those who want to have fun while also maintaining their self-control and safety.

Someone : "Let's drink alcohol."
Já: "Me and my so-bro aren't drinking today."

by Andrée May 13, 2024

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“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024

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