Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Scottomy

When working for someone named Scott and every task you’re given feels as though you are being sodomized.

Went into work today and it was just Scottomy all day.

by Knuckledick6969 September 6, 2023

Scotty B

One who, although previously believed to be a rad asphalt guy, is now known in many circles as a toucher of wieners; partakes in docking and all other forms of homo-shenanigans.

That guy used to get all the poon but now he’s a real Scotty B

by JusMe12345 September 15, 2023

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

Scotty Kilmer

is he a Jew? I just had to ask.

Scotty Kilmer, is he Jewish?

by Gothic Miscreant October 22, 2023

scottcon

A retcon by Scott Cawthon in the Fnaf series. It was made by Sire Squawks to describe when Scott Cawthon reuses something instead of it being a downright retconn.

Matpat: Hey, Scott scottconned the Golden Freddy suit being the murder suit worn by purple guy.

by VannyXGlitchtrap October 22, 2023

Scotted

This word is used to designate a form of conscious suicide (someone who doesn't feel alive in this world / knows he won't be able to make people proud).

Tonight, i'm going to scotted myself

by Itchluá November 5, 2023