you’re a sandwich

meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.

Chad: Is florida in LA?

Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!

by Saitrit November 3, 2022

Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger

by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023

sandwich dream

Pursuing a way of life , that is followed by women aiming to achieve the most desirable Sandwichness!

Why does she wanna go to College?
She abandoned the Sandwich Dream

by Hallo:3 January 21, 2017

Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.

The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

by Hugh Jasphart June 22, 2022

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Bur Sandwich

the same as saying “sike” when making a statement or telling a story

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025