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tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)
Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!
by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019
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poop stripes

Visually displeasing decoration added to one's carpet, upholstery, tp, upper lip, tits, dick, etc. via the action of sliding the item in question across the poop striper's otherwise poorly kept or unwiped asshole.
Dude, that huge shit I just took left some serious poop stripes.
by Wooj Labert June 14, 2014
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Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
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Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter
Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.
by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020
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poop and tug

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan
I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.
by MobDylan August 25, 2016
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Poop lasagna

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.
by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020
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fucking poop

The act of having anal sex with a girl and she hasn't shit yet
dude... i was definitely fucking poop last night, after i came in her ass she said her shit had dick imprints and cum all over it
by LinkSmokes420 December 8, 2020
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