pumpkin head

when somebody do sum stupid (especially ina hood) n a bunch of ppl get together n beat em tf up till they head look like a pumpkin.

“ Yo u heard dat man Juan was textin lil girls?”
“ Yeah when i saw em i gave em a pumpkin head”

by mr.hitndip November 29, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

PUMPES

When you are so excited (pumped) but your fingers get ahead of your spelling and you hit enter without proofreading.

YES!! I'M SO PUMPES FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

PUMPED*

by Lynx212 December 16, 2022

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pumping iron

Having vaginal sex while partner is on period.

I was pumping iron with Irene while she was on her menstrual cycle.

by Jdizza January 22, 2023

Pumpalicious

When you get a delicious pump in the gym and all the homies try to feel your muscles

Sam: hi Alex how was the gym today?
Alex: it was great I hit chest and had a pumpalicious pump
Sam: can I please have a feel * reaches hands forward to grab Alex’s sumptuous pectorals

Alex: bro wtf nah bro not halal

by Alex778 January 22, 2023