dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.

When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.

by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025

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Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

by CorporalClink August 10, 2020

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Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".

by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024

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Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

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