God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024

Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer

"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.

by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008

Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus

by vcxa May 12, 2021

Jesus

A descprition of the youtuber charles white also known as penguinz0 and moistcr1tickal

he doesn't only look like jesus! he is jesus - fan joke in a youtube comment section

by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021

Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life!!!!!

Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅

by CurlyFri December 1, 2023

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021