Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021

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wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

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Tired of carrying a purse everywhere with you? Your skinny low-rise Y2K jeans don't have real pockets? Well, you're in luck, because vaginas are nature's pockets/ purses. The pussy pocket isn't a product, it is just another name for the vagina, to highlight its undervalued functionality as a form of carry-on luggage.

"Ugh! I can't fit my MetroCard and coke baggie into my teeny tiny Baby Phat mini skirt's rhinestone pockets!"

"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."

by rchkrr June 11, 2021

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Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021

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