dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

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Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!

Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!

by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021

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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

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Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

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Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

by BK667 September 15, 2020

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