Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.

Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.

by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Michael

A guy who know how to cheer a girl or a friend up. He is nice unless provoked.

1. Michael is the best person I know!

2. Did you hear Michael has the ladies chasing him?

by Platinum 02 August 16, 2023

michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.

Oh god it's Michael Fulton...

by ManManEthan February 27, 2017

Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.

If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.

by KenjBae March 23, 2023

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024