Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.

Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money

by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

Jesus

either capital God as the son of man, or a historical figure that was a good man

Jesus had succeeded in saving our souls but he had failed in staying alive due to his many haters, even as a powerful figure he could not survive

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Jesus Himself

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD

person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021