by SunRoseGiggles March 9, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. "Jesus cheated on me again*
by mayay February 4, 2024
Get the Jesusmug. by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021
Get the Jesus Canastujmug. 
Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
Get the Jesus loves youmug. by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019
Get the Nick Jesusmug. João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
Get the João De Jesusmug.