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High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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Harrison High School

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.

Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:

-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority

GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
Ew, you go to Harrison High School? I heard that Hillgrove is so much better.
by BurgerKingWorker May 7, 2021
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geneva high school

-the best school in geneva county but there’s a lot gangs so watch what ya do just a warning!
aye don’t mess with the geneva high school fb team no cap they’ll beat yo ahh
by i’m a robot August 26, 2021
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Grovetown High School

The most ghetto suburban school in the world. All the girls are hoes who thirst after lightskin fuck boys and 97% of the boys are fake gangsters who's mommy's drive Cadillacs & live in a big ass house. There's a fight every day & they have the most covid cases in columbia county. There football team stays getting blown out but they swear they're good
Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday

Football player #2: Thank god
by .. December 19, 2020
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bishop carroll high

The place to work independently from teachers or other humans you hate, being able to not know your principals name and not give a fuck. 70% of the population are gay, bi, pan etc. and the rest will end up converted by the end the year. where all the flow haired beige panted boys go.
'Brah, I go to bishop carroll high!"
"So your hipster, smart and gay? I can now get outta of the closet!"
by DeS-Quay November 14, 2014
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Church High Five

Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.
Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.
by bonzo348 November 3, 2014
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Sir John A High

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.
“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”
by Mexico123 January 25, 2020
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