National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.

It is National free shot day bro!

by I fly kites January 14, 2024

amada free

A person named Cody van POLLARD that is Jewish
And they look like atreus from god of war

See that that's an amada free over there

by Hostile wolf 25 January 25, 2024

andrea free fire

andrea free fire is a smart person and very strongwilling also the wife of mr bagas satria rahadi slamet

"She's so Andrea free fire!"
"i know right!"

by micalwowow November 26, 2023

International free boobies day

On the 01. January everyone is flashing their boobies on new years eve in midnight to their friends.

Its international free boobies day. Lets goo girls!

by Dr Yahya March 5, 2024

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

For free!?

When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.

Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.

*send pics of feet*

Guy: FOR FREE!?

by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024

Spotify free

I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music ❤️ (joking for legal reasons)

Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
“AHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIP”
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"

by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 May 10, 2024