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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
mugGet the bachelor eatingmug.

eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
mugGet the eat a xanmug.

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect
Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”
by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025
mugGet the Eat children daymug.

eating boxspring

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.
by springeater September 11, 2025
mugGet the eating boxspringmug.

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
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Booty Eating Academy

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.
"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.
by KING JONNY March 26, 2020
mugGet the Booty Eating Academymug.

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