Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.

P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'

by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\a... October 21, 2022

coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

Lilac cookie

Lilac cookie is a fictional cookie character that is very cool and a little adorable. The person that thinks lilac cookie is cool but does NOT simp is Camila Celeste Camacho. Sadly people simp for lilac cookie. Lilac cookie is from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak.

Human: I play cookie run kingdom and i think Lilac cookie is cool.

by lilac.C November 10, 2022

Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell

I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie

by Bad word creator November 17, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.

Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie

by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022