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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011
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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
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Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away
"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent
by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023
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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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