jesus

remove the J and the E

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿

by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021

Jesus

"Jesus" is a very common name for Hispanic population Jesus is one of the best friend you'll ever have loyal will always be there for you no matter in what place you in or anything. Will make you laugh and smile no matter. Loving and caring always puts others before him self. Loves one person and one person only even tho they fuck thing's up they'll always try there best to fix it and start all over again from the top. will always get what they want if they set there mind to it no matter what.

Hey Jesus how you doing

"Jesus" hey I'm alright how are you

by Urmom456200 November 22, 2021

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

Jesus

He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.

Jesus is shit.

by YeetMaster5960 October 2, 2020

jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq

Jesus fooqing Christ!

by Shortcock November 27, 2018

Jesus

Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.

Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***

by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021